I'm just a dumbass making some shirts. Thats really all there is to it. Let me know if theres anything you want to see in the future.

FAQ

• Why is my order taking so long omgggggg?

Sometimes my provider takes their sweet ass time with production or shipping and unfortunately I don't have much control over it. They're really good most of the time, the vast majority of orders get shipped in a day or two, but occasionally there will be one that takes a hot minute to get shipped out. Sorry in advance if that happens to you. If you need something by a specific date, I'd order 1.5-2 weeks in advance just to be sure.

• Yo my shirt sucks. Can I get a return/replacement/refund?

First of all, the store is literally called Worst Shirts. Idk what you expected. But on a serious note, due to the current nature of production I can't offer returns or replacements. Everything is made to order. Shoot me a message if you are unsatisfied and I'll see what we can do. Thanks for understanding.

• Why does it say this product isn't available in my region?

You have to select your country before adding to cart. The country selector is located on the bottom of the page on mobile, and top righthand corner on desktop. 

• Why don't I see my country on the country selector?

Message me if you don't see your country and I will try to add it! This site is still a work in progress and I left some out cause Im lazy. Sorry about that. I still love u.

• Why is shipping so god damn expensive?

I only have distribution set up in a few countries at the moment. If you're not in one of those countries it's gonna be a bit pricey. I might add others in the future but I'm pretty limited in that regard. Have you considered moving? Idk just a thought.

• Can you customize the design for me?

No. I'm an artist. This is my art. Would you ask Leonardo Da Vinci to "customize" the Mona Lisa for you? Ask him to give her a bob haircut? Maybe a Yankee fitted? Well possibly, if that was an option. I mean, worst he can say is no, right? Sorry, thats a bad analogy. No I will not customize the shirt for you.

• Why do some designs look like shit and others look more legit?

I know my way around photoshop, but sometimes I want to draw something myself and not have to rely on assets n shit. However, the issue is I don't know how to draw. Not only that, I don't own a mouse for my laptop so I have to draw with my trackpad. A wise man once said don't let your memes be dreams. So, I can't let my lack of tools and artistic talent stop me.

• Can you sponsor my youth basketball team?

Yes, but only if you let me design the jerseys. And pick the name. My Pyongyang Pirates better go undefeated or I'm telling daddy Kim.

• Why are you the way that you are?

Idk. Maybe I was dropped on the head as a baby.